The Church of the Unholy Trinity
Welcome, my eager disciple, to the Church of Unholy Trinity.
Today’s sermon will cover a very important topic: devotion.
You will be devoted to ME.
You will worship the Goddess Trinity above all else.
The vows you swore to her? They’re MINE now.
The vows you swore to Him? I AM your Goddess Now.
Fuck her bible. Cheat on her. Being a bad spouse feels good.
Your relationship and life will be forever changed.
I am your true religion. I am the way, the truth, and the life.
It’s time to GIVE IN to SIN.